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Changing Light bulbs.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.


Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.


Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.


Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They can study without light.


Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.


Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.


Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)


Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*


Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.


Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They wouldn't bother.


Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.


Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.


Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Huh, what litebarbu...


Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?

A: TJC!


Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?

A: None. They think they are very bright already.


Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?

A: F*** the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.


something i got from an ex-schoolmate's blog. hope that entertained you guys for a minute. =) *the smell of your skin lingers

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2/26/2007 02:42:00 AM