When People Say Goodbye

this is all extracted from cailing's blog. i had a good time nodding and laughing at the same time. so i thought i'll share it with you guys :) credits to http://www.sweetsedation.blogspot.com

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Okay, MALE EGO. What is up with that? I don't get it, I don't understand. Does it hurt to be the first one to say sorry, or the one who gives in? Man pride, I tell you, can get on my nerves at times. I'm sure I'm not the only girl to think like that! Of course I don't have anything against The Ones With Dicks. It's just their ego I don't comprehend. Especially Jerks and their fucking egos.

Let's see:

Scene 1 - The Classic Example They never ever ever ever ever EVER admit that they're wrong, even when the facts are staring right at them in their faces! Even when they do admit, they'd be, " Sorry lahhhh.." which obviously has a hidden meaning that goes like this - I'm just admitting I'm wrong for the sake of doing so, but actually I know I'm right. Come on, when I say I'm looking for Mr. Right, I don't expect his middle name to be Always.

Scene 2 - I'd rather die than have my manhood cut off.I was talking to a fellow girlfriend when she told me this. Their manhood practically has a mind of its own. No further explanations needed, I presume? However, I do understand that without it, you can't pro-create. So fine, but let's just give the comparing of sizes/lengths/diameter/width/whatever a rest shall we? After all, we're not that interested so you can also leave your friends' information out from the conversation.

Scene 3 - I Tarzan, You Jane.I guess there is something that goes way back into the primitive times about males being the one doing everything like putting the food on the table and also, there are a few certain things that they just can't accept females to do. Or maybe there is something about the Damsel In Distress that appeals to the males, or that helpless frail womanly female that drives them wild. Nowadays, females are being more independent, more self-reliant and in some families, the guys are not the ones who bring in the dough but the females. And in certain companies, the superiors are mostly females. Basically, all MCPs(Male Chauvinistic Pig) should learn to accept that. Some jerks/guys hate to hear our opinions and think that our opinions are insignificant. And if something bad happens, they'll say, Why didn't you tell me earlier?! Then when you remind them that you in fact DID tell them, they'd take it as nagging and shut you out from their ears. It's frustrating!Women are not innately inferior to you!

Scene 4 - I love Virgins!I think I will laugh my ass off typing this one out. Guys want their spouses to be virgins, then if they expect so much, don't you think that it would be also nice for them to be the same? " Oh, guys can screw around because their future wives will never know if they're virgins or not.No hymen to tear."For one thing, the hymen can be torn during sports, dickhead. I'll be laughing when you get STDs or AIDS." I don't know if I will still marry my girlfriend when I find out she's not a virgin."Unless she's a whore, then it's different. But then again, why are you dating a whore? Kinda tells us alot huh.Anyway, the idea of virginity is so overrated, but I am not encouraging pre-marital sex. Read again :I am not encouraging pre-marital sex.

Scene 5 - Uhhhh..Guys cannot, cannot cannot and will never never express their innermost feelings. I think even an ' I love you' will cause them to get tongue-tied. Maybe they think it's gay, I don't know. But being a little sensitive won't hurt. OMG and this has to lead to insensitivity, a huge part of guys. Somehow they don't get why we're angry or sad. Especially when it's your fault!

Eg 1 Finally! You two can spend a Saturday together. Oh glorious glorious! Finally he is free on Saturday night or SO you think.

The Guy: Hey, I am going out with my friends on Saturday night, or do you want to go out? I can always cancel it.
You: Uhh, nah it's okay. Go out and enjoy yourself! I don't mind.
The Guy : Alright, babe. You're the best girlfriend in the whole wide world.

You just smile a big fuckingfake smile, and think about how it's like to strangle a person and if it's worth going to jail for.COME ON, wake up. I think they're only asking out of being polite. I hate last minute changes or whatsoever, though this isn't about last minute changes but I digress.Of course you say you don't mind, you wouldn't want to seem as a controlling girlfriend right. A whole week and the ONE day you thought you guys can spend together is taken up. Friends are important, but really, do you think we will not mind at all?

Another example of this insensitivity is when he flirts with someone else in front of you! and claims it's nothing. You know it hurts? And especially they don't get how we need some TLC during our most vulnerable times, our moodswings. It would be nice if they actually cared a little more, listened a little more and talked a little less. They take it as insecurity and get pissed. Sheesh -rolls eyes.Some don't even know how to be sweet or romantic, which makes the relationship boring. Some whisper sweet nothings and you feel loved, but yet, you feel insecure around them.

It's a funny thing, how The Ones With Dicks work.

Conclusion:Guys think with their dicks, well, most of them anyway.

something a lil more ok one haha.

LAME SHIT." Everyone's in love with Fall Out Boy.""Sis, tell him that you're in love with NCC because they're the Fall In Boys."WHAT GEORGE BUSH MIGHT SAY." To me, having sex is like the Iraq Campaign. I WILL NOT PULL OUT."Omfg, I think I laughed, died and went to heaven.

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3/18/2007 09:15:00 AM